In this vintage classic, snooty cheerleader Jayce thinks she's doing a photo shoot in her new uniform for American Cheerleader Magazine, but when she shows up to the set the photographer is late, it's a crappy setup, and there's a bunch of junk everywhere.

The photographer tricks her into closing her eyes to make a "kissy face" at the camera and gives her the surprise of her life by pieing her in the face with a huge creamy pie! Not able to see anything with mess all over her face and eyes, she steps in a bucket of chocolate, ruining her pristine white shoes and special cheer socks. The photographer offers her a chair, saying he's "terribly sorry." Not knowing there's another creamy pie in the chair, she sits down and covers her stark white bloomers with pie mess, all the while bitching at the photographer about how he's going to get it from her, her father, and her quarterback boyfriend! While she's sitting the photographer offers her a bucket of water to clean herself off, but when she pours it over her head she finds out it's a bucket of thick, neon-green slime!

Feeling silly and messy, she continues her bitchy rant while the photographer snaps pictures the entire time. Then she hears another girl come in, and though she's not able to see her, she realises that's it's her arch rival: Jilly! Jilly pokes some serious fun at her for looking so stupid covered in mess!