Epiphany Jones answers an advert for a sophisticated and classy model, who like a bit of Wam. She's wearing a lovely formal dress, and stockings and heels to. She demonstrates how to drink good wine... and how to use poor wine (pour it over yourself), she covers herself in syrup, she makes a creamy pie and pies herself in the face, then covers herself in melted chocolate before pouring a bowl of custard over her head too. She seems the perfect candidate but can she handle savory wam? She says "I'm fine with savoury... there's not a lot that I haven't had splashed over me in my time." and proves it by mixing beans, spaghetti and tomato soup and then pouring the lot over herself. She then covers herself in rice pudding before removing her dress, leaving her in nothing but stockings and heels, then deliberately failing a simple quiz ("What's 6 and 9? "A 69") in order to get a green gunging, before rubbing the gunge into her tots, pussy and bottom. "You've certainly given me a good coating... and I hope your customers will too" she giggles.

The main scene runs for 28 minutes (!) and there's 10 minutes of great second camera footage.