Gorgeous Lala is dolled up in a sexy little black dress, and high heels, and wearing her glasses as she has decided you don't really want silly slapstick. What you want is some high brow culture and poetry.

However the first line of the poem instructs her to make multiple pies. So she dutifully does so "Now I've made all these pies, what do you think I should do?" she asks

"I know what you want to see... these creamy custard pies should be thrown at me" she says. "Should I really flan myself?" she asks you

"I think I heard you say yes." she smiles, and prepares to flan herself... and then she starts.

She pies herself in the face... her glasses look cute covered in pie... then gives herself a pie sandwich. "I know you find this very sexy" she says

Then she pies her chest, and then her bottom, before getting more to the face, and even over those sexy legs.

Lala is an absolute star.