Poor Mia naively thinks she is just enjoying a glass of wine with Messy Miss Michelle. But Michelle can never miss an opportunity and so Michelle's glass of wine ends up thrown into Mia's face. And then Michelle just goes to town, as poor Mia takes the lot.

Michelle trashes Mia with a gateaux to her pristine white knickers, pies to the face, shoes ruined and feet covered with sludge, trifle and yoghurt down her dress, golden syrup in her lovely hair, ice cream sauce down the face, cream, custard, even her wristwatch is ruined... Mia takes it all in her usual laconic style. "It was never like this at Mostwam" sighs Mia, and demands revenge. But should we let her?