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"Pure, red-hot lewd fun in an unblievable mess!"
This scene sold me on the title alone, mostly because I love watching Gaby get messy and play with her pussy. And make no mistake: That's pretty much the entire scene. I wasn't too sure about the grease, but I decided to give it a chance. I'm very glad I did. The mess in this scene is incredible. I have no idea what it's made of, but it is pretty much perfect. It is thick and heavy, but it still flows smoothly. On top of that, it has this visual character that's profoundly lewd. If I just lost you, don't worry. I'll try to explain. The stuff has a perfect mix of contrasting qualities for a naughty show. It's thick, but it flows well. It clings, but it brushes away easily. It's sludgy, but it's shiny and looks smooth. It's opaque, but it accentuates Gaby's curves and crevasses instead of concealing them. This scene is blazingly hot, and the choice of mess makes sure you have a perfect view of it. As for who won the contest, I think we may have a tie. Clearly, we need a rematch!

Most of this review is identical to my review of Tefy's companion video. If you haven't seen that one yet, you should definitely check it out.
WritesNaughtyReviews   2/5/24
"Thick gunge, hot model."
Angelo is hot and the gunge is thick.

Only slight frustration is the camera angle. I really like looking at naked guys so for the first part when he's "tied up" and getting pelted with thick marshmallow pies is a bit frustrating that the camera is filmed from the waist up. Had it included a full body shot to start and then settled on thigh upwards angle so you could see the thick pies travel along his chest and engulf his lovely cock it would have been perfect. Instead when it does cut to cock it's already invisible behind the thick gunge.

It's still a really good scene and he is absolutely trashed 4/5 it's just if you're going to have a good looking naked guy then I would prefer to perve on his cock as much as possible.
messylad87   1/22/24
"Awesome"
Rafa and Angelo are in a fierce battle for hottest male content on Umd.

Nice theatrical conceit, tongue in cheek humour, chaotic and extreme mess.

Hope the next matchup between Rafa and Angelo involves feathers or anal penetration, if they swing that way.

Top tier content.
Optimist   1/6/24
"A must buy, and a fun, funny scene, with perfect payoff"
As a fan of one-sided, totally set-up scenes and votes, this could not have been coded any more to me. And as someone who's searched through many videos of [A Show Resemembling This Premise] only to curse 1990s phone-in audiences, I'm extremely happy to see the scales tipped back. It's funny too, in the build up, and Epiphany plays it wonderfully throughout, going from absolutely secure to shocked victim. This clip even made me enjoy black gunge, normally a nope for me! Hopefully the first of many "vote" scenes to come!
dhillsarealive   12/18/23
"A great mess, Fun reactions, and a view you need to see!"
Another great entry in an outstanding series of scenes! Sadhbh's reactions are fun, and they keep coming even after she's well covered. They're especially good every time a new pour starts over her head or a big glob of slop slides down between her thighs. Speaking of, Sadhbh is deliciously thicc, and the camera is perfectly placed to soak in every inch of her. Seriously, the slightly lower camera angle is incredible, and Sadhbh gives it an incredible show. Whether you like savory mess or not, this scene is golden and you shouldn't miss it.
WritesNaughtyReviews   12/3/23
"The mess may be cold, but this scene is hot!"
This scene is pure fun, and totally deserves a place in your collection. I'm not usually into cold or obviously uncomfortable WAM, but Gaby's reactions are golden and it's always a treat to watch her get messed. Now, I have to admit I was biased in favor of this scene right from the word go. It's Gaby getting messy in one of my favorite positions, so of course I'm going to say it's awesome. Still, this has a ton of incredible moments that demand to be seen. One of my favorite moments starts at 12:50, and it has an amazing reaction from Gaby as a huge glob of ice cream slides slowly over her beautiful pussy. There are a bunch of other gems in there, but I will leave them for you to discover.
WritesNaughtyReviews   11/28/23
"Awesome!"
I really like this scene. The lovely Miss Abigail is perfect as the hapless PhD student who is appropriately shocked by her ridiculous punishment. I've seen quite a few scenes with Satine, and I think this might be the best one with her in a dominant role, dishing out punishments with relish but with perhaps a bit more subtlety in her performance than previous ones. Overall there's just the right amount of humiliation involved for my taste.

Personal preferences, but I like that its all sweet foods, and there's a good balance between clothed mess and nudity.
PolyG   11/28/23
"Undeniably hot"
Rafa has to hide his face for how much he is laughing and grinning throughout all of this, which definitely adds to the charm.
Optimist   11/26/23
"Sexy Bri trashed"
This is outstandingly good. Bri looks so sexy in that tight, short skirt and heels. She plays the office bitch brilliantly and winds Essie up, who then absolutely destroys her! Her clothes get completely wrecked and she ends up naked and humiliated. It's brilliant!
mrangry   9/29/23
"Two uniformed sploshing lovelies in messy, mutual trashing!"
There's a wonderful exuberance about this clip, featuring two of the most Wam-able of Reverend Slymsford's models (and that's saying something), Adriana and Nikki. The delightfully playful up-skirt shots at the opening of the clip set the mood for what it is to come: a disagreement between Nikki (dressed as a "schoolgirl") and Adriana (dressed as cheerleader) soon "escalates" (to borrow an expression from the clip's promotional description) into a tit-for-tat between these two sploshing lovelies, where Nikki's lingerie comes in for a particularly energetic trashing from Adriana. There are some particularly good reactions from Nikki when Adriana sets out filling Nikki's panties front and back! with some lovely, sticky syrup. [It's worth mentioning that this is a foodfight that also involves paint, possibly a point of controversy for some viewers.] Oh and there's a short BTS exchange with Adriana and Nikki at the end: a most welcome addition, as it confirms what the rest of the clip has amply demonstrated that these girls understand the pleasures of WAM and delivering a really good tit-for-tat trashing. Look forward to more clips with them both, they're a great team!
Oops   8/29/23
"Kacie James. The first of many for a legend!"
Kacie is a true legend when it comes to Wam. She's gone on to a successful career in mainstream adult entertainment but to me she will always be the beautiful young lady who willingly and happily let herself get smothered in all sorts of messy concoctions.

Being the first video she ever starred in, this is not a truly professional production, but just like finding a suitcase of music by The Beatles might set off a riot, this one deserves a riot of it's own.

There are many WAM models who have come and gone since, but in my mind, none can beat one of the originals!

Thank you, Kacie, I hope we see your beautiful face getting submerged under messy substances for many more years to come!
Nerblenerble   8/19/23
"Myra is gorgeous, and she looks even more amazing in the slop!"
This scene is all about savory pours, but you absolutely don't need to be full into savory in order to love it. Myra is absurdly adorable, and she looks incredible covered in the slop. She spends the first three minutes of the scene sitting in the remains of the previous scene and getting taped into place, so you'll have plenty of time to appreciate how cute her face, tits, and pussy are before they get completely coated in a nice variety of thick slop. Once the pours start, they don't let up. The variety of the mess is great, and the coverage is magnificent. Most of the scene is shot wide, but about halfway through, there's a minute of outstanding close ups, mostly of Myra's pussy, and three pours. It's absolutely memorizing to watch the slop flow around the soft contours of her lips, and see it slowly cover her perfect- Umm... Let's just say I liked it. You should check it out.
WritesNaughtyReviews   8/15/23
"Footjob and pies in her face--how could it not be great?"
Soooo hot! Footjobs pies in the face, it can't be any better!

(Could end with her smashing a pie in his face tough, but still great)
wansf00   6/18/23
"Astoundingly hot messy lesbian fun!"
This scene is mouthwateringly messy, insanely intimate, and absolutely beautiful. If you've ever watched a scene with Luna and Dymphna, then you know how intense their chemistry is. If, on the other hand, you've never seen them in action, then stop reading this review right now, watch this scene, and appreciate it firsthand. The mess is wonderfully thick, and it was hypnotizing to watch Luna spread it all over Dymphna's face and tits, to say nothing of the erotic and sensual kissing. It just gets hotter when Dymphna trades places with Luna and kisses and licks her way over Luna's tits and down her stomach. Then, in one of the most beautiful things ever recorded in video, she spends over four minutes licking Luna's pussy clean. I could probably reach the review character limit describing how Dymphna's tongue gently explores Luna's lips, or flicks lightly over her clit, but you really deserve to see it for yourself.
WritesNaughtyReviews   6/9/23
"The beautiful Honour May gets you to Jack off."
This video features the beautiful Honour May wearing a lovely dress. In the beginning she lifts her dress up, revealing her sexy panties and pulls the front of them forward while encouraging you to jack off. Later she takes the dress off and you get to see her in just her bra and panties. I gave this 5 hearts, highly recommend.
HomerJ220   6/9/23
"Loved watching Myra get covered in sloppy and colorful slime!"
This scene is super fun to watch, and has a ton of unique bits that will definitely keep me coming back to it. Myra is absolutely adorable, and she looks stunning as she gets thoroughly slimed in a huge variety of colors. The slime has a perfect blend of weight and chunkiness so that it flows and covers beautifully while still having an amazingly sloppy texture to it. Also, I don't know if it's the way Myra was sitting or what, but the first two pours flow down over her face and go almost entirely into her dress. I have no idea if this was intentional or a happy accident, but I love it. Since there's no mess on top, you can watch the slime fill the dress up little by little and see it darken as the slime starts to soak through. It has a really inviting glisten, and when the dress does come off, you can see that her skin is already nicely covered. It's beautiful. In the end, Myra winds up taking pours totally naked, and that's always something I like to see.
WritesNaughtyReviews   6/7/23
"Tight white T-shirts and shiny shorts in a splendid messy "prize""
Aside from the perfect sploshing costumes tight white T-shirts and shiny shorts this clip starts with the pleasing premise that Kay has won a prize on a TV show and is anxious to receive it. And receive it she does in the form of a thorough trashing (slopping, in the parlance of the clip) from a bubblingly enthusiastic Satine Spark. Satine can't hide her sadistic glee at the administering of the "prize," and poor Kay becomes ever more subdued as the foodstuffs and gunge get poured on her and thrown over her. Both models fill out their costumes in a delightful way and there is a sense of genuine exasperation when Kay sighs, "surely that's enough..".. It turns out not to be. Slow-motion repeats capture some of the highlights of Kay's messy and humiliating ordeal, and there's the added satisfaction in knowing that in a follow-up clip, Kay gets her revenge on Satine... Saturday morning telly has never been so much fun as it is in this clip!
Oops   5/16/23
"Perfect! Just perfect!"
Rafa and Daniel have made it possible to wrap all my masculine Gunge fantasies into two scenes. I've always imagined something like this. Seeing it now makes me faint. Thank you for your passion and the most beautiful French kiss I have seen in a long time! Keep having fun with your productions! I love you! And the team behind you!
Tit4Tat   3/14/23
"A Sensual and Erotic Scene"
"Superstar Model Honour May Trashed... " has always been on my "To Buy" list ever since I caught a sample of it in one of Rev Slymsford's "Best Of Pies" compilation videos. And boy does it not disappoint. The gorgeous Honour May plays her part with expertise with lots of sexy conversation throughout. Teasing the viewer right up until the messy payoff. She's an absolute stunner to boot too. Huge plus points for the use of her elegant dressing gown paired with stockings and suspenders, which are kept on throughout. The same can't be said about her knickers, which is another plus point! When the pies are put in use Honour gives it her all culminating in some seriously hot mastubation. If I had to make a criticism it would be that we never got much of a glimpse of her lovely backside. Seeing her pie her bum would have been the cherry on top an already excellent scene. More glamour mixed in with nudity please!
rufige1992   3/3/23
"Whoever you are Tiswas Girl... you have my heart!"
She is the most sexy girl I have seen in a while... getting buckets of water thrown at her over and over. Then a final pie just for good measure.

Watching her keep repeating that same story over and over is actually really funny. I wish they had made more shows like Tiswas, it sounds like fun.
the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
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