My WAM licence is up for renewal and my team and I are expecting a visit from the WAM Inspector. We aren't expecting the Inspector to be the gorgeous mega-boobed Lottii Rose, and we aren't expecting her to arrive naked.

She quickly puts us in our place "Have you ever seen wam scenes... if came clothed, my clothes would be ruined!" she points out correctly.

She lets us know we will first be assessed on the quality of our thrown pies. Luckily one of my team has a great throwing arm. If you like thrown pies, Lottii takes two amazing hits straight in the face! Then she tests our green slime capabilities by saying "I Don't Know." Fortunately green slime flows over her from above, and so she is satisfied.

She test whether our rice pudding will properly adhere to a set of knockers and we succeed again.

Next she says that if we make savoury scenes, the slop has to be disgusting enough to horrify most models. She tests and again, thank goodness, we pass. Then she decides to check if our pie filling will properly cover a pair of tits. Given how big hers are this seems a little harsh, but luckily my assistant Rod has heaped the pie, and her melons get a full coating.

She then checks if they would cover a good sized backside, and thankfully we pass that test too.

Have we done enough to earn our wam certificate?