Welcome to a brand new Messy Variety Show called Monarch Monthly (Slogan: He's Not A Real Monarch and It Doesn't Come Out Monthly!)

We hope to recreate the fun silly messy games you loved to find on tv shows, so each month, the show's episodes will contain messy fun and games from some amazing models. In future episodes look out for such WAM glitterati as Vicky Powell, Messy Darla, Roxy Wicked, Terri-Lou and more, guest starring in silly games and challenges.

Lets us know what you enjoy... and what you'd like to see. We'd welcome your feedback. In this episode your hosts are top UK models Satine Spark and Ivy Rain. They introduce:

Sister v Sister: A regular segment where models, and real life sisters, Dulce and Nathalie play different games each month, dressed only in bikinis... each one featuring a different messy forfeit for the loser. This time it's a strawberry cream pie as the forfeit... but what is the game and who's getting pied in the face? We will be keeping score across the months and as the girls hit certain scores their opponent will lose their bikini top, bottoms and eventually get a super forfeit. Guy v Girls: Our 3 girls Yiyi, Maxine and Nicolette each represent a different answer in a quiz... A, B or C. Ryan has to throw water over the girl he thinks represents the right answer. Get it right and the girl has to strip and item of clothing. In this first part our 3 girls are hoping to stay clothed and dry... but will they?

Flour Face: We put up free preview videos last month in which Satine and Ivy told you jokes and you voted on who gave the better joke. The loser is getting a face (and more) full of flour... a whole bagful. But who gets the flour?

Look out for the next part very soon.