Welcome to Total Mess, a fun and light-hearted Spanish Language Multi-Girl Messy Variety Show. This is my attempt to recreate the messy variety shows we used to watch on tv, and of course I also drew inspiration from the much loved and missed Top Gunge.

Picking up from where game 2 finished, it's time for this week's special guest... a woman who specialises in teaching blowjob technique.

Like 'The Generation Game' she demonstrates first (using a banana)... then the contestants Nicolette and Dulce attempt to copy what she has shown them.

The winner gets an itunes voucher. The loser gets... totally trashed with 12 creamy pies, and is stripped naked too!

If you need to know who wins in advance, feel free to dm me