We are back for 2022's edition of the very messy Total Mess gameshow.

In this first, bargain priced, episode you get to meet the sexy girls who will be playing... and then watch as the set up poor Milf Hayley.

They tell her she is auditioning to be the new spokeswoman for an organisation campaigning against women being the victims of humiliating slapstick. Hayley gives her speech and says that in the modern world women can't go anywhere without

someone thinking it would be funny to pie them in the face, or cover them in gunge, or

pour melted chocolate down their knickers. She says it's not funny at all... it's humiliating

and embarrassing, and means a loss of dignity that surely no-one can enjoy.

Ana enters and Congratulates her, and then Ana asks where she should put all the slapstick items Hayley used as props in her speech... jugs of slime, pies, melted chocolate, and caramel. Hayley says she doesn't mind... Ana can put them anywhere.

Ana gets the other girls to come in and says "Do you hear that girls? She says we can put these anywhere... well lets show her how we do it here!"

Poor Hayley doesn't stand a chance as Ana, Nicolette, Maxine and Genesis assail her with all the mess... before stripping her naked and then covering her in more mess for total humiliation.

The girls find this hilarious... naughty girls!