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Judge Patience is like Judge Judy or Judge Rinder... but with a twist. She always insists on messy punishments. And sometimes we don't even reach the verdict before the before accused gets messy.
In Episode 1: Maria has been accused of messing u... Starring:    | |||||
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Belle sits down and says hello. She says she is fed up with her friend, who keeps borrowing her dresses, and even her bras and knickers, without asking! So as she feels a bit naughty, she has put on her friends bra, knickers, skirt and blouse and is... Starring:  | ||||
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It's the next two episodes in the long running Messy Restaurant series
In episode 3 Waitresses Jessie and Cherry have an argument and these two know only one way to solve an argument...by trashing the other one! Cherry starts her waitressing shift... Starring:   | ||||
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Poor Mortimer has broken the rules and although he and Cherry are friends, she will never miss an opportunity to trash and humiliate a guy with pies, cakes and mess. Mortimer is wearing formal wear. He has on a suit and a real silk tie.
He gets tot... Starring:  | ||||
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It's the latest 100 + pies and cakes volume from Slymsford's Sploshers.
Featuring the pies and cakes from 13 scenes, and the 22 models listed at the side...it's a new pie hit ever 12 seconds!
The Clumsy Waitress Pt 1 and 2
Kaydens Messy In Pies an... Starring:                   | ||||
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Fantastic HD pictures from the amazing Messy Telethon Pt 1. Lots of gloriously detailed images of Axa Jay and Louise at a fantastic price. Starring:  | ||||
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Cleo wants to show us how to show herself at her best in a wam scene, so she introduces us to the girls..her amazing J cup boobs. They are totally clean...but not for long as she uses cake batter, treacle and more to get them completely covered.... Starring: | ||||
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Our latest non-stop pie fest features well over 100 fantastic pie hits from 16 different scenes, and stars 24 of your favourite models! What's not to love? Features all the pies and cakes from: 9 girl piefight pt 2 Judge Patience Pt 4 Batter Up F... Starring:        | ||||
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Kylie (played by Terri-Lou) has been given training in how to give 'The treatment' and trash another girl. Now she has to demonstrate what she has learned, on the gorgeous Maria. Maria takes oatmeal, golden syrup, pies, and loads more.
Kylie star... Starring:  | ||||
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16 scenes...21 girls...over 100 pie hits!
Over 100 fantastic pie and cake hits back to back. All killer and no filler, featuring every single pie and cake from
Honeysuckle Gets It 2,
Kaydens ruins her clothes with chocolate cakes,
Axa trashes ch... Starring:  | ||||
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A slapstick tour de force by Maria, as she is tricked into saying words and phrases that get her, cream, squirty cream, pies, ice cream, custard, syrup, gunge, porridge and red paint!
Having taken the lot from off camera pranksters from the office... Starring: | ||||
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Featuring Jayce, Jilly and Ariel, Messy Jessie, Cherry, Ruby, Michelle Messy Miss, Mypierogative Maria, Kacie and Lauren James, MessyMolly, Honeysuckle, Honour May, Pandora Blake.
15 top models in 15 great scenes, and over 100 great pies, back to... Starring:   | ||||
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As the end of the telethon nears, Louise and Axa get naughtier and naughtier with gunge, chocolate sauce, yoghurt, oatmeal, trifle, syrup and more being rubbed erotically into boobs, bottoms and pussies...
Getting more and more turned on, the girls... Starring: | ||||
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If you love big natural boobs, this is the scene for you as Terri Lou's enormous knockers take centre stage in two amazing linked scenes
Maria tricks Terri-Lou (playing the part of Kylie) and Belle into taking a through trashing of gunge, mud, cream... Starring: | ||||
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The girls get a bit more naughty as the callers ask for racier pledges. Dresses come off, and pies, rice pudding, custard, chocolate sauce etc are applied all over. Then the gunge comes out! The next caller asks to see chocolate sauce poured all ov... Starring: | ||||
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The sequel to the very first Messy Office story (available at https://umd.net/download_info/louise-totally-trashed-by-jess)
see Louise the cleaner get revenge for the trashing she took from them in that story.
To get her revenge she ties them to th... Starring: | ||||
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It's a special charity telethon for 'Men In Need' with Axa Jay and Louise (MessyLouise79 here on UMD). Callers can ring in to make donations and can make requests of our two sexy models. the girls think they may be asked to flash a boob or someth... Starring: | ||||
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It's a very special edition of Get Your Own Back, where roommates Michelle and Cleo compete across 3 exciting rounds to determine who will get their own back on their friend.
Please note: If you need to know who wins before purchase, just dm me and... Starring: | ||||
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Waitresses Messy Jessie and Cherry are back again and as always with these two, they can't be near each other for long before the mess starts to fly. The scenes starts with Jessie telling Cherry that Cherry trashing her last night was "Despicable."... Starring: | |||||
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Another vintage classic in The Messy Restaurant series. Waitresses Jessie and Cherry have an argument and these two know only one way to solve an argument...by trashing the other one! Cherry starts her waitressing shift but is shocked to see Jessie... Starring: | |||||
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Terri-Lou ends up naked, with her whole body covered with pies, melted chocolate, rice pudding, custard and more. After a brief recap of Part 1, we are quickly into part two, where Terri-Lou is made to give her once white jeans a further trashing wi... Starring: | ||||
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Social Media starlet Terri-Lou aka Kylie visits an expensive restaurant, but is outraged to be told she has to actually pay. The whole 'do you know who I am?' routine doesn't work, and when the (unseen) manager hears she has called the waitress nam... Starring: | ||||
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Concluding part of this epic 2 girl trashing. It starts with Faye picking up a gooey cherry pie. She makes the girls stand next to each other. "Who's going to get the pie?" she taunts..in the end Cherry gets it, though Faye does try to rub the residu... Starring: | ||||
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Filmed in 2016, but unreleased till now this is the last storyline I filmed with Jessie. Faye Taylor gets her messy revenge on Jessie and Cherry for the way they trashed her in a previous story. Our two 'heroines' take the lot..pies, gunge and vario... Starring: | ||||
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New! Lovely Faye X Taylor has her beautiful secretary outfit destroyed, and ends up naked and totally destroyed. Faye enters for a meeting and her heart sinks when she sees the pies, cakes and assorted messy substances "Oh no" she says "I've got... Starring: | ||||
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Honeysuckle comes to see Maria. She is upset as she has been given 'The Treatment' for the first time in the office, and she thinks her boyfriend will dump her when she misses her date or turns up in trashed clothes. Someone has locked the showers... Starring: | ||||
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Cleo and Michelle do messy shoe filling, and use gateaux, trifles, pies, yoghurt, syrup, squirty cream, pouring cream, and ice cream sauce to totally destroy each other, as our scene reaches a climax, with a happy ending. After a brief recap of Part... Starring: | ||||
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Classic tit for tat piefight with pies, custard, rice pudding, cream, yoghurt, ice cream sauce and more
Someone in the office grassed on Michelle for wearing a skirt that was too short and instead of receiving 'The Treatment' she was given the opti... Starring: | ||||
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Featuring every single pie and cake from: Maria's Messy Madness; Thank-You Desk 1; Kitten and Cherry destroy Jessie; Whose fault?; Axa and Chloe... First Aid; Great Model Quiz 1 -3;
Honour trashed by Faye in a misunderstanding; Splosh Psychi... Starring:    | ||||
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This Bundle Contains Just Pies and Cakes Volumes 4,5 and 6
Meaning you get over 275 pies for just $17.99..or less than 5p a pie 
Over 20 different girls across more than 30 different scenes.
An endless cavalcade of pie at an amazing price.
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You can't bargain with a judge... but you can judge a bargain... and this scene is a steal! It has probably got more mess per minute than any other scene I have done.
Following a brief recap of part one (where Maria was thrown into a mudpit) and Pt... Starring: | ||||
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We start the clip with a recap of what happened previously when Patience (dressed in white blouse, short black skirt, stockings and suspenders) told tales on Alais to boss Maria about Alais being late, which led to Alais being gunged, with Patience... Starring: | |||||
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Rascal, Scarlet, Amber West, Messy Jessie, Kacie James. Messy Molly, Honour May, Cherry, Honeysuckle, Axa Jay, Chloe Lovette, Satine Spark, Pandora Blake, Jayce, Jilly, Faye X Taylor, and Mypierogative In...
Just Pies 6...100 Pies. Our Piey... Starring: | ||||
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Honeysuckle's punishment continues and she takes: * Trifle over the head and down the knickers
* a jug of gloopy oatmeal over the head
* Yoghurt over her bra and cleavage, treacle over the top of her head which rolls down her body
*A pie sandwich... Starring: | ||||
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Another in the shiny sportswear quizzes. This time it is Cherry taking the quiz challenge, and doing rather better than Ruby. But Jessie persists with some very abstract questions until Cherry gets some wrong, and the pies and mess fly! But as Cher... Starring: | ||||
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Cherry gets the chance to get her revenge on Honeysuckle for the trashing she give Cherry at her interview, using pie, squirty cream, ice cream, coffee and even gunge.
When it turns out Honeysuckle has been late several times, Cherry sees an opportu... Starring: | ||||
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Two great scenes where the girls talk about mess. Firstly Jessie and Cherry relive 5 years of messing girls up by talking about and reliving the highlights.
Then we have Kacie and Satine discussing how two recent incidents in their lives involving... Starring: | ||||
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Here's what Jessie wrote about this scene when she released it in 2014.
This really was my favourite messy experience to date... That I can think of! It really was just amazing and I think that it shows throughout the video. The dress was sent to... Starring: | ||||
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13 scenes, 16 girls, 95 pies!
Featuring Messy Jessie, Kacie James, Messy Molly, Kylie K, Louise, Cherry, Kitten, Lacey, Axa Jay, Chloe Lovette, Satine Spark, Pandora Blake, Jayce, Jilly, Ariel and Mypierogative Maria. All the pies from. Cheerlead... Starring: | ||||
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Vintage Classic. Here's what Jessie had to say about this vintage scene when she launched it in 2014:
This really was my favourite messy experience to date! It really was just amazing and I think that it shows throughout the video. The dress was... Starring: | ||||
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Maria erotically self-wams with paint, custard, porridge, ice-cream, pies, gunge, chocolate custard, squirty cream and even a trifle!
Erotic self-wam. Don't get me wrong..it's still Maria..so there's loads of laughter and fun..but if you like WAM an... Starring: | ||||
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Jessie has a quiz for Ruby with the catch being that Ruby will be pied for any questions she doesn't know the answer to. I don't think it's giving too much away to say that Ruby isn't perhaps the best quizzer we've ever had and so she takes pie afte... Starring: | ||||
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Having been thrown in the mudpit, Maria is now placed in the gungetank. Can she talk her way out of a major epic gunging that will cause her boobs to spill out of her dress with it's sheer intensity. Spoiler: No she can't! Judge Patience continue... Starring: | ||||
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See The Total Destruction of Cherry in full. Both parts in glorious HD
plus Cherry's Wimbledon epic where she covers herself in Strawberries (well strawberry jam) and cream
3 great scenes for less than the price of 2! Starring: | |||||
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Poor Michelle takes loads more punishment in the second part of her initiation as she gets more pies, more treacle, ice cream sauce, porridge/oatmeal, chocolate porridge/oatmeal and even custard..wow! .
First up poor Michelle is forced to massage t... Starring: | ||||
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Wow... a mudpit scene for $4.99... have I gone mad?
Maria ends up pushed into the mud in her gorgeous and revealing new dress.
The flimsy plot is that Maria has been accused of sabotage on the set of a tv programme... including forcing Alais to fal... Starring: | ||||
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(previously sold as 'Sibling Rivalry')
Jayce is taking selfies in the mirror and does not realize Jilly is in the room. She takes them with her bra on, and Jilly's face is a look of disgust... then Jayce starts to take selfies for instagram with her... Starring: | ||||
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Umd forum-ite and genuine Wammer, the beautiful Messy_Miss joins the cast at Fully-Clothed WAM (playing the role of Michelle) and is initiated by Maria!
She gets it good!
The setup is that Michelle has come for an interview at the messy office,... Starring: | ||||
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These great scenes are parodies of the fantastic Canadian series You Can't Do That on Television, here to say 'I don't know' or 'pie' or 'water' gets you slimed, pied or watered
In the first scene Jayce goes for an interview to be part of a yctdo... Starring:  | ||||
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Legendary spanking model Ariel Anderssen's first four scenes for Slymsford's Sploshers combine into a mega-value bundle.
She contribute a tour-de-force performance as a bitchy model who is unhappy to have lost the Miss WAM contest. Then she appears... Starring:  | ||||
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