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The second in this Snooty Model's Comeuppance series (the first, with Lotti Lalay, became one of our most popular scenes yet). A snooty arrogant model, acted superbly by Lottii Rose, tells us that while she's happy to do some clean posing with pies... Starring:  | ||||
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Ana Stripped Bare + Destroyed + Nikki and Terri-Lou Pied: 54 Mins Of Fun.
It's the final ever series of Monarch Monthly. Hosts Ivy Rain, Nikki and original host Satine Spark are all back for the fun. In this episode the big big event is an incredi... Starring:            | ||||
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Thalia is at it again. The snooty arrogant Insta model posts a series of pics on her Insat headed: How to humiliate your rivals! She talks of calling them losers, shoving a cake in their face, making them worship her feet and more.
Patricia, who h... Starring:   | ||||
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Rosy was one of our most popular models before she retired. Fortunately for you all, as I never edit sequentially, that there are still some fantastic Rosy scenes yet to be released... and this is a gem, as it was the very first scene she shot for u... Starring:   | ||||
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Ana conducts a survey on what kind of comedy a street's residents prefer: Romantic Comedy, Stand Up Comedy, Situation Comedy etc. One of the options is slapstick comedy and sadly Ana is heading down UMD street.
So everyone's choice is slapstick com... Starring: | ||||
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Rafa is one of the hottest sexiest male models at Slymsford's... and boy does he know it. Some of the other boys have been wanting to bring him down a peg or two for a long time. When Ramon challenges Rafa to a press-ups contest with the forfeit of... Starring:   | ||||
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The first, fully-clothed element of Louise Lee's trashing at the hands of Mortimer and Cherry. When Cherry and Mortimer catch Louise in a rule breach, revenge is on the cards for Mortimer. He and Cherry set about trashing Louise with yoghurt, multi... Starring:    | ||||
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Firstly, please don't look at the preview pics if you don't like spoilers. Luna and Sadhbh are chatting and it turns out they each think they give the best blowjobs in the world. So, happening upon 2 innocent boys, they decide to have some CFNM fun... Starring:      | ||||
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In the climax to this incredibly erotic syrup series, and with both girls totally naked, Ana pours more syrup over Jenny's bare bottom. The syrup just keeps on flowing, and it really does look amazing., and there's lots of licking that you will love... Starring:  | ||||
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Please note that due to a model's request, the preview pictures are very limited in what they show. But the video shows everything mentioned below.
Ana sprawls naked, front facing and legs apart on a chair, and is totally covered in thick sticky ho... Starring: | ||||
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Our oldest model, and proud of it, Daniela's M, took on the challenge a customer set, and received an epic showering of green gunge... firstly getting covered fully-clothed, then in her bra and knickers and finally going fully nude and having a roll... Starring:  | ||||
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In the next round of this extremely unfair gameshow devised by one of our customers, Ana takes on Glory.
Ana loses and therefore has to strip naked, then go across Glory's knee and be spanked in a very undignified position, before going into the gun... Starring:   | ||||
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This is the deluxe stripped naked edition of this scene where Dani, on behalf of all the girls, trashes Ana for all the times she has got them messy. But in this edition Ana's clothes come off, and there's loads more mess too. In the extra 10 minut... Starring: | ||||
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Note: As with some hobbyist models, she shot the scene vertical... which means UMD's auto preview caps don't show her whole body. But you get to see all of her in the video... as you can see in the main picture.
Nanita sticks on her favourite tune,... Starring:  | ||||
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Nanita sticks on her favourite tune, and starts to sexy dance for you whilst covering her face and hair in butter. It's something new to you me... dancing while you wam. Maybe Dance-a-wam-acise! But Nanita is so hot she'll make that butter melt, s... Starring: | ||||
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The theme of this bundle is Satine Spark and Lotti Rose... two terrific models who had a fantastic wam chemistry when they worked together. The first scene features a magnificent messy catfight, and the second features a trashed Satine, tricking Lot... Starring:  | ||||
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The continuing Lezdom total humiliation of Luna by Brenda. Brenda picks up a bucket of brown gunge, and pours it slowly over Luna's head as Luna squeals and cries. When the bucket is empty, Luna is just sitting on her knees whimpering and shivering,... Starring: | ||||
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It's the last episode of the current series of Monarch Monthly and we go out with a bang with two main features.
We have Ivy's entry for Monarch's Taskmaster 'Grin and Bare It' Challenge. Ivy is topless and wearing nothing but a pair of tights / pa... Starring: | ||||
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This bargain bundle comprises the 2 terrific scenes that Emma filmed with Messy Jessie. In the first she gets tied up and mercilessly pied by Jessie, and in the second she is gunged and custarded (and pied too). She was one of the most naturally bea... Starring:   | ||||
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Rafa is bragging about what a great producer he is and saying he loves the fact that he delivers all the mess over hot models like Cillian. He then says "Did you know, in the whole 5 years, I have never got messy. I just trash models like you." Ci... Starring: | ||||
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Ma runs a tight ship. And if her adult daughters want to stay under her roof, they had better obey her rules. And she has plenty of them, all punishable by a messy trashing. Today Yiyi and her friend Tefy have been enjoying some sexy play together... Starring:   | ||||
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It's the epic finale. Almost 15 minutes of the girls covering their naked bodies in different coloured slimes, and then pieing each other with loads of pies too. The preview pictures have been chosen carefully to respect the wishes of one model, bu... Starring:  | ||||
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Another cute girl becomes a Slymsford Splosher. In this case 2 best friends approached us about modelling for us. One of them was Justine (and look out for Glory's 'Interview' which is available too). Justine attends her interview, and shows us, a... Starring: | ||||
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Another cute girl becomes a Slymsford Splosher. In this case 2 best friends approached us about modelling for us. One of them was Glory (and look out for Justine's 'Interview' coming very soon). Glory attends her interview, and shows us, and you,... Starring:  | ||||
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In the next phase of Sploshing Camp, the boys have cleaned themselves up.
Antony is seated at a table with three chocolate cakes. Antony explains lesson 2 will be about slamming your face into a chocolate cake, while sitting up between each time th... Starring:    | ||||
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Antony is back. One of our most popular boy models returns and to celebrate we are proud to present our first boys' gungetank scene. Rafa is your host and he explains the 2 contestants... Antony and Jimmy will play a game of strip rps and then one b... Starring:  | ||||
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My WAM licence is up for renewal and my team and I are expecting a visit from the WAM Inspector. We aren't expecting the Inspector to be the gorgeous mega-boobed Lottii Rose, and we aren't expecting her to arrive naked.
She quickly puts us in our p... Starring: | ||||
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One of ourmost popular and longest serving models, Yiyi, is sitting, talking with an off-camera Ana, but she can't recall why she has been called in. "I don't know why I am here" she says, and to everyone's amusement, thick chunky slime begins to fal... Starring: | ||||
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One of our hottest models, Nicolette, is sitting, talking with an off-camera Ana, but she can't recall why she has been called in. "I don't know why I am here" she says, and to everyone's amusement, thick chunky slime begins to fall from above onto N... Starring:  | ||||
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It's the latest in this popular series with two more hot lesbian models going all out. These two hot lesbians can't resist having some messy fun together, with plenty of 69 action and pussy licking and rimming... all messy style of course with plent... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to Tense Thursday, day four of the new series of 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week'. We have 5 models, all competing to win a real cash prize provided by The Monarch, and to try and avoid his messy pies (the two pie forfeits today are a... Starring:   | ||||
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Welcome to Bikini Wednesday, day three of the new series of 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week'. We have 5 models, all competing to win a real cash prize provided by The Monarch, and to try and avoid his messy pies (the two types of pies today are... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to day two of the new series of 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week'. We have 5 models, all competing to win a real cash prize provided by The Monarch, and to try and avoid his messy pies (the two types of pies today are slime pie, and co... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to the new series of 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week'. We have 5 models featuring in 5 episodes, all competing to win a real cash prize provided by The Monarch, and to try and avoid his messy pie (the two types of pies today are marsh... Starring: | ||||
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Another fun messy variety show, and almost every girl ends up pied! The Monarch writes: This is my version of one of those Saturday night shows where anyone could be plucked out for the audience to play games, win prizes or get humiliated!
In this... Starring: | ||||
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Felina models several outfits for you, saying she can look good in anything. We query that? Anything? She confirms that yes, she will look good in whatever we want her to wear. So we ensure she wears some pies. A short simple, fully-clothed sd s... Starring:  | ||||
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It's the final episode of this Monarch Monthly messy variety show and what a climax we have for you. As usual we have multiple clips of messy games and set ups with different models. But I think one part of this show will definitely get all the att... Starring:  | ||||
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Alexandra, Myra and Nathalie: Who Gets Pies, Sprinkles and Topless Sliming?
This is the third episode of our five day messy gameshow. Each day's episode is complete in itself and each episode has plenty of messy action. On Friday one girl will win... Starring:   | ||||
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This is the second episode of our five day messy gameshow. Each day's episode is complete in itself and each episode has plenty of messy action. On Friday one girl will win the big cash prize, but you don't want to be the one in the loser's position... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to the 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week', we have 5 models featuring in 5 episodes.
Episode 1: Monday:
In today's episode Nathalie takes on Kimmi. The girls are facing slime, shaving cream pies and sprinkles. Will either of them esc... Starring: | ||||
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In this great scene Thalia returns, and agrees to pose holding a pie, and model some potential outfits she could wear for future shoots if she stays clean this time. We promise not to pie her, but then secretly tip the wink to her friend, so when sh... Starring: | ||||
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The Most Royal Monarch's rps showdown. It's the final day, and someone is getting a super trashing... but who? Ludo and Alexandra (the girls who lost the two semi-finals) play strip rock paper scissors. Every time a girl loses a round, she removes a... Starring:   | ||||
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In Today's Episode:
Two Hot Girls (Genesis and Alexandra) Play Strip rps Until One Is Naked... The Losing Girl Is Then Trashed With Shaving Cream Pies, Slime and Water. Please see below for full details
Here's The Monarch to explain his great idea... Starring: | ||||
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The lovely Maria takes advantage of the 'trash your boss on your appraisal day' tradition at the Messy Office. Maria was so sure that Michelle would be kind and not do it, that she's done her hair and make-up and worn a new dress! Michelle uses loa... Starring:   | ||||
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Ana, Hayley and Nathalie have great fun stripping two trainee male models, Chris and Kenny and then playing with their dicks, bouncing them up and down. Then Nathalie ups the ante by starting to give Kenny a handjob and a blowjob. This leads to fri... Starring:    | ||||
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Two fantastic scenes. If you like hot naked models wanking themselves off while more and more slime is poured over them, you will love this. In the first scene Abi has the slime poured over her and gets herself off with the help of her magic dildo.... Starring:   | ||||
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Cherry, dressed in a pretty black summer dress, is in trouble. Last week she texted her deputy, Michelle, and told her to trash Tindra for lateness, and Michelle did just that. However Cherry had made a mistake. Tindra wasn't the culprit. So when... Starring:   | ||||
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One of our most popular models, Little Miss Ivy, takes two great trashings here, and in both cases she is tricked into doing so. In the first scene smug Ivy says she's staying clean, but is tricked and ends trashed + gunged when she is signed up for... Starring: | ||||
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Two Fantastic Examples Of Wam Fuckery With Antony and Carla in the first scene, and Ramon and Dulce in the second, exploring different positions with lots of slime to accompany their shagging.
Put simply if you like hot models wam blowjobing, handjo... Starring:  | ||||
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Gaby naked, tied up and covered in the grossest stinkiest slops... including refried beans
If you saw last week's disgusting savoury slopping of Myra you'll know we have got pretty evil! We know Gaby is one of your favourite models so we couldn't r... Starring:  | ||||
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