Faye's job interview for being a secretary is going well. It begins to take an unexpected turn when the interviewer askers her to reveal her bra and knickers. Things get even weirder when she is told about "no knickers Friday" and her knickers come off. Then Faye is told about the crazy antics the girls get up to with pies and gunge..and told that she is going to get the lot.

Faye didn't get the email warning her to bring a change of clothes, but she really wants the job and so agrees to go ahead. The interviewer begins by pouring rice pudding all over Faye's lovely hair. Of course it drips down onto her lovely white blouse, and black skirt. Then comes a thick creamy pie to the face. Again plenty slops down onto her lovely clothes. The Faye is asked to open the front of her blouse and squirty cream is sprayed inside. Then the cruel interviewer asks Faye to remove her lovely new watch and takes it and puts it into a tub of yoghurt. The remainder of the yoghurt isn't wasted, of course, a over Faye's head it goes. Faye is then asked to remove her blouse. She is wearing a lovely black bra, and is instructed to pull the cups forward revealing most of her boobs. Thick chocolate custard is poured into the bra cups, before Faye puts it back into place. Chocolate custard is also poured onto Faye's 40 Walford stockings, and even more chocolate custard goes over her head. As Faye is asked to remove her skirt, we end part one.