Rafa starts just wearing boxers, with the Fairy Cakes nearby, and a stool.

Rafa introduces himself and says that he is here today to talk about how to make people laugh by being silly. He says you can throw pies or Fairy Cakes at other people... but it's equally funny to do it to yourself. Then Rafa says that we need the correct clothing and it needs to be nice and tight for maximum humiliation. Rafa then puts a formal shirt and trousers with belt, on, Next, Rafa takes the first two Fairy Cakes. He then says that pies to the manboobs are always funny. He says his boobs are not as big as Tefy's, but he is confident that the Fairy Cakes won't mind! Then he applies the cupcakes, one at a time, to the breast areas on the shirt (one Fairy Cake applied to each breast area). Then Rafa says a pie to the most private areas is taboo and funny. He then slowly and gently smooshes a Fairy Cake over the crotch of his trousers and laughs. He says... "Poor Fairy Cakes... I bet they didn't think they would be rubbed on my dick." And then Rafa sits on the stool, and puts 2 Fairy Cakes on the floor in front, 1 for left foot, one for right and then Rafa jocularly says "and these two poor Fairy Cakes... they will be crushed by my feet. What a way for a Fairy Cake to die!"

He then puts both one bare foot into each Fairy Cake, at same time. And then he squishes his feet around and laughs. Now Rafa says that one of the funniest things in Slapstick is when somebody accidentally sits on a cake or cakes and the mess goes onto their arse. Rafa puts 8 Fairy Cakes on the stool. 1 in the middle and the others just arranged next to each other around it, so he will sit on them all at once. Rafa then says "My big arse is going to flatten these delicate Fairy Cakes." So then he sits down as slowly as possible on the Fairy Cakes, and then once he has sat down, he stays there for about 30 seconds and then Rafa says "It's really quite a fun thing to do... to ruin some beautiful Fairy Cakes"

Rafa / very slowly / stands up, and now he shows the camera the arse of his trousers, with all the Fairy Cake mess smeared on it. Rafa sits back on the stool, and has the last 7 Fairy Cakes next to him. Rafa says "and the funniest slapstick trope is of course the "pie in the face". Then he slowly and gently presses 2 Fairy Cakes into each of his cheeks and leave them stuck on there.

And then Rafa gently pushes 2 Fairy Cakes either underneath, or next to, or around the mouth area. Then Rafa smears 1 Fairy Cake onto his forehead. And then he finishes off with 1 Fairy Cake on each eye so that both eyes are covered with Fairy Cakes, and basically his whole face covered. Rafa says "Lucky Fairy Cakes... many guys would like to be this close to my beautiful face" and laughs.