Spoiler at the end of this description. It's Saturday Night, the telly is on and Vole Gingerbeard is hosting 'Vole's Dwelling Jamoree' a programme for adults. There's a vote where a gorgeous woman could get gunged. It's a vote on Nhs Nurses vs Healthcare Management Consultants, and a hard working Nhs nurse, is up against a smug, suited, management consultant. But we all know it's the fella with the obnoxious views that always gets it on these things. How many time have we hoped the hot girl gets it, only to find it's the objectionable guy getting gunged? But... Maybe not this time though... because you, the good people of UMD have been voting in your thousands. Look how the tide is turning, as you do all you can to ensure that this time, it will be the sexy nurse who is getting the gunge. The magic awaits.

The person who gets gunged is...

Nurse Abigail.