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A great scene.Yeah all of those first top three ratings, excellent, a great scene and worth watching, Rps; she seem to take it very well too, a great sport. Well worth itGunge, humour, sexiness, nudeness... what more could you ask for? It's so good to see beautiful models like Lotti go nude and get sensual messy like this with the sexy Satine. Both women are absolutely hot and loving getting messy and that's fine by me. Do not miss out on this video!Sometimes it's almost too good to be true. It's rare to find this kind of wam, and rarer still to find it with girls this hot and acting this good. Luna is perfect as the naughty thief getting her comeuppance at the hand of lots of great mess and 4 fat asses. I don't know if I'll every see the ending of this masterpiece, if you catch my meaning. Potent stuff. 100% recommend. But it with confidence. My sort of wedding!The quality of these scenes is always excellent, and I especially love the wedding themed ones! Both ladies get properly covered and messy, and you can't go wrong with Louise and Lauren. I also love that this is a kind of 'after the event' video where the main scenario is done, but the girls decide to just carry on with the naughty messiness anyway. I still maintain scenes like this produced by the Rev are the best slapstick/roleplay type scenes seen since Splosh! and the late Bill Shipton. Don't think I can give higher praise than that.
I can confirm I've not been compensated or bribed or had a gun pointed at me to say this... ;) Messy Male Model Marshmallow MakeoutOne of the simplest, yet hottest clips you will find on here. In it, two male models clap big gooey handfuls of marshmallow fluff to each other's faces and proceed to blindly make out for several minutes. I love how their beards look, wiry little hairs poking up out of the slimy substance surrounding them. It's a bit awkwardly edited, and the audio goes out once or twice, but it's still a great clip for the price. I wish there were more videos that focused on messy guys kissing--or, hell! Messy girls, for that matter. Too often, the kissing is incidental and not the focus. Sexy, sporty outfits and a thoroughly messy, humiliating trashingI should say from the outset that I've always had a bit of a soft spot (or should that be: a hard on[e]... ) for Louise Lee in WAM clips and especially those made by Rev Slymsford. This one stands out (!) however through the excellent choice of costume for her and Kayla Louse to wear: shiny yellow shorts, a tight white top, and long knee-high white socks. Although Louse struggles for a moment when up-ending what must have been an incredibly heavy bucket of porridge over the identically-clad Kayla, a thorough trashing is soon underway. This culminates in Kayla being forced to rub a sloppy mixture of porridge, custard and cream into her beautiful hair in a final humiliating climax (!). Overall great work, and this is just part one! I can't get enough of seeingGaby play with herself in the mess!Two beautiful ladies totally naked, and one's getting slime poured all over her while she masturbates? And the one getting slimed is Gaby?!? Shut up and take my money! It's almost indescribable how amazing Gaby is in this scene. That's all there is to it. She takes a cascade of slime in all colors of the rainbow, and it turns into a beautiful mix all over her. The whole time it's coming down, she is sitting in a growing pool of slop, legs spread wide to the camera, running her hands all over herself and especially between her legs. Watching her fingers glide over every square millimeter of her beautiful pussy--around and between her lips, over her clit--is absolutely mesmerizing. It's incredibly sensual, and it made me wish I could dive in with her. It only got hotter when she picked up the toy. The sheer sloppy sexual energy coming through the screen was palpable as she slid the toy in and out of her pussy, and when she came, I felt like the world was a better place for it. As she lay back, basking in the afterglow and catching her breath, I could not get the smile off my face. 
Messy Wedding Heaven with a great script!A superb series with lots of different mess and wonderful costumes. All three ladies act out the scenario very well and Adriana and Nikki provide a sort of commentary in places describing what messy humiliation they are witnessing. So if you like messy dialogue with your messy action then you'll enjoy these scenes. Literally orgasmic--impossible to get through in one sitting!I'd seen this on twitter a while back--and on my return to UMD it was one of the first bundles I chanced upon, so decided to pick it up. What a good choice. I'll deal with each of the three scenes one by one. The first part sees Axa and Louise clothed (both looking stunning). Much like the fabled Splosh! Movies of lore, phone ins lead to various messy items being applied, and here some fantastic pie sandwiches stick in the mind, as does liberal use of custard (thick yoghurt, used throughout the three scenes, is a revelation!)
The second part sees the dresses come off, and we get plenty of pies and knicker filling once again! A highlight is Louise taking two gateaux, including one between her mind blowing boobs. The sheer amount of fantastic pie hits, fills, and pours defies description--lets just say there's an awful lot! At the end, Louise takes two buckets of the best gunge I've ever seen. Whilst the colours are excellent, it's the thickness--so thick it's barely a liquid, that makes it so stunning. Part three--for me at least--the real money shot of the scene. Axa takes two more buckets of gunge, and then things get naughty, with Louise taking a gorgeous chocolate boob massage. The girls squishing together and pressing their boobs against each other remains engrained in my memory! Plenty more naughty mess is applied, and then the true high point, a vast bucket of porridge, is tipped upon both girls--which they clearly really enjoy. Things then reach their inevitable conclusion--no spoilers here... one little feature across the whole scene that I love is the inclusion of alternate camera angles/closeups, and slo motion of the best bits placed at the end of scenes, so not to interrupt. To conclude--if you like girls, boobs, clothed mess, nude mess, gunge, pies, great fun and pure filth in any combination, then pick this up! I defy anyone not to enjoy it. 
Excellent!Really hot video.
I love that the losers from the previous rounds were hanging round with their cocks out. There's a really good atmosphere of fun competitiveness. And the loser gets it good first with slime, then stripped by the other guys and then obliterated. A great WAM model receives an excellent gunge-filled trashingThis clips features the excellent Nikki and Adriana in a classic example of the scenario involving a switch: Nikki is looking forward to giving Adriana a good trashing, but ends up receiving a thorough gunging herself. Almost as enjoyable as the actual WAM action itself is the extended monologue at the beginning where a chuckling Nikki envisages all the messy destruction she is planning to visit on poor Adriana. But after throwing water over Adriana (who does indeed, as Nikki promises, have magnificently large breasts), it's Nikki who ends up being messily humiliated by a triumphant Adriana. What emerges from the scene is the genuine delight these models take in a wet and messy scenario, and this enthusiasm for WAM can only infect the discerning viewer as well. So this video which is very much in the spirit of (as the French say) "le trompeur tromp (or, perhaps more accurately, "la trempeuse tremp") comes highly recommended as one of the best of the Reverend Slymford's clips. 
Everything I love in a WAM videoAt the outset, I must mention that the studio has recently offered me a discount coupon. The coupon was not compensation for this review, and I did not know about the offer when I wrote it. I do appreciate the coupon offer, though, and I'm very much looking forward to using it. On with the review: This video is sexy WAM fun from beginning to end. I'm convinced that Ivy somehow knows exactly what I like to see and decided to do just that for 13 minutes straight. The pies make a nice thick mess all over Ivy, and watching her fuck a dildo whole time she's being pelted is absolutely intoxicating. Ivy is a pure fucking joy to watch. Seriously, the amount of fun she's having enjoying herself in the mess and the sheer sexual energy that oozes out of every frame are so hot that I don't think any words of mine could do it justice. The close-ups of her sliding the toy in and out of her messy pussy and rubbing her clit at the same time are so intense that it turns me on just thinking about them. While I'm on the subject of close-ups, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the superb camera work and editing. Whoever was managing that camera not only managed to show off every luscious detail of some of the hottest hardcore WAM action ever, they were also able to seamlessly incorporate wide shots that showed Ivy's delightfully sensual reactions to it all. Lastly, I'd also like to mention how good the rewatch value on this video is. I haven't been able to watch more than four or five minutes at a stretch without cumming, even when I was specifically trying not to so I could get enough of a sense of the whole thing to write this review. I can't help it. Watching Ivy masturbate in all that mess just compels me to join in on the fun. As a result, I know there are still a lot of sweet treats and surprises in this video that I have yet to enjoy, and I'm looking forward to savoring all of them in many future viewings. 
Erotic WAM at its very best from fantastic lingerie-clad NikkiThis clip is described by its producer as "one of the most erotic videos I have produced" and seeing that the producer in question is Reverend Slymsford's, that's setting the bar quite high!
But deservedly so, for in this video Nikki reveals herself as a top model in the world of wam. She is absolutely stunning, and her fantastic lingerie outfit gets as thoroughly messed up as she does. Highlights in this compellingly messy striptease include her pouring baked beans into her bra and her knickers, and a brilliant cake-sit in the gunge tank. Whether it's your birthday or not, this video *is* a real sexy, messy treat. Erotic WAM perfection. Stunning models in sporty outfits get good gunging and well piedThis clip is entitled "Nikki and Adriana Are Gunged and Pied In Sportswear" and it does exactly what it says on the tin. But how!
Both models look stunning in the tight-fitting sportswear which, with its white top, wonderful shiny shorts, and white socks is the perfect sploshing outfit. But if they are a joy to behold when their outfits are crisp and pristine, how much more so when first Nikki, then Adriana they are thoroughly gunged and pied.
The gunge is amazingly viscous and thick, and the pies, slapped into the face and bottom, are fantastically sloppy. The models display just the right amount of reluctance and enjoyment at their messy fate, and their reactions are just perfect for this clip. A masterpiece of WAM and highly recommended. So good it almost redeemed 2020 all by itself at the last minute.I have to say this right at the start: Gaby is incredible. Seriously, she's almost exactly my type. Hawt with a "W." Thicc with all the good "C's." Not afraid to get covered in goo and show off her naughty side. I love watching her work, and if she keeps getting into these kinds of messes, I will probably buy every video the good Reverend makes with her in it. Ok, that out of the way, here's what I have to say about this video in particular: outstanding! Fair warning: I ramble a lot in this review, so if you want the tldr version: stop reading this and get the video instead! But if you really want to know what I think: Gaby may not be super convincing as the reluctant splosh victim, but that hardly matters. I like watching her squirm almost as much as I like watching her cum. Once she's trussed up and spread wide open in the pool, the camera angle is as shameless as it is beautiful. The sheer amount of slop that gets dumped on her head, flows over her amazing tits, and slides down between her legs is mind-blowing. The whole time, the other girls are superb in the role of Gaby's tormenters. I really don't want to sell them short at all: Not only do they delight in covering their victim in slop, but they look very sexy doing it (there's a non-messy bit at the beginning where three of the girls--Ana, Tefy, and Nicolette I think--get naked and it put a smile on my face early. There are also a few naughty little downblouse peeks during the main show if you can tear your eyes off Gaby). The ladies produce the dildo at around 19 minutes in, and that's when the scene really heats up to face-melting levels. Ana (I think) is absolutely wicked as she teases Gaby's lovely pussy. There are some delicious close-ups of the toy sliding deep inside of her. When her orgasm hits and she slides down into the incredible mixture of slop, the afterglow is mesmerizing. It was like witnessing the apotheosis of a goddess of wam. So... yeah. I liked it. 
Charley absolutely delivers naughty WAM funAlmost half this video is a pre-mess skit in which Charley answers questions and strips. Ordinarily, I'm not a huge fan of this kind of thing because, you know, there's no mess. But in this case, I'll make an exception. Charley is absolutely adorable, and I can't get enough of her voice. Knowing that she will eventually be covered head to toe in mess helps, but this is still one of the best skit segments I've seen yet. Charley without a doubt has the charm and the personality to pull it off. When you get to the messy portion, the wait is completely worth it. Charley starts out with a perfect pie shampoo, and she just gets progressively messier from there. The whole time she's selling the whole "I'm so shy and innocent" act so well that if I hadn't seen some of her other videos, I might have fallen for it. But I have seen Charley get messy before, and I know how hot it gets. The last third of the video is a rising crescendo of naughty WAM action, and it really does need to be seen to be believed. All I'll say about it now is that I really appreciated the minute countdown to orgasm. I challenged myself to sync up with her, and while I barely made it to the 30 second mark, I'm sure I'll get closer next time. 
Hot stuff, Great close ups, Wonderful brightly covered gungeUnless I'm missing something the initial gunging is missing? You know the part where she is sitting in the gunge tank and getting gunged. Not a compliant just a minor gripe as I feel it helps the build up of the scene and really would show the scenario for beginning to end. The rest of the scene is great, are poor duped host trashes herself with plenty of messy gunge and fills her out fit with whipped cream and covers her bare pussy with whipped cream too, hot stuff. Those shoes are goners lol. Love the bright colors and those close ups of her getting really messy are fantastic. The over all video quality is Top notch. Just would of liked to see the full messing as seeing her come to the realization that she will be the one getting messy would be great. Gabi Humiliated Thoroughly, Superb SceneThe extremely sexy Gabi gets punished by getting covered in all sorts of savoury gunk. She is either a great actress or actually hates every second of it adding to my thorough enjoyment of her humiliation. Her naked body is a delight and I love that her pussy is on show until the mess covers it. There is no skimping on the mess and a huge majority cover her face, perfect. Hot!Wow! Now that's a humilating pieing! Amazing coverage. Love when the face is the focus of the humilation. She keeps that focus--and knows that a pie in the chest is degrading but cream pies in the face is a total take-down of a dude. More of these vids! Not Naked Pied Guy... But.Hot guy and in the end he gets totally trashed but all the water spilled over the shaving cream pies ruined them and man, this is about pies in the face, I don't get why his face is not more of a target. Having said all that, I liked it and look forward to see more of this hottie get pied naked and will get the next installment of this scene.