It's Saturday Night, the telly is on and Vole Gingerbeard is hosting "Vole's Garden Soiree" a programme for adults. There's a vote where a gorgeous woman could get gunged. It's a vote on Men's football... the sexist ex-pro vs the sexy presenter. Vole is saying... "We have two ideal candidates for the gunge tank vote this week. These two people represent the two opposite extremes of a universal debate, that of women presenting football shows. The two candidates in question are Lottie and Mortimer, and have been feuding for months about this. Mortimer thinks women shouldn't present men's football, and Lottie thinks they're better than the men. So we will let the nation decide, to settle the debate once and for all."

But we all know it's the fella that always gets it on these things. How many time have we hoped the hot girl gets it, only to find it's the guy getting gunged? But... Maybe not this time though...