Here's a model who used to have another name. A name that now can't be mentioned on Umd. But this was a very popular model who enjoyed being hit with pies and so we'll call her "This Was" girl. "This Was " Girl greets us and asks if we know who she is. She says we probably remember her from when she was not as important and famous as now, and did some silly pie videos. She says today actually marks her 2 year anniversary of being "pie-free". Two years of not having her beautiful make-up ruined. Two years of not having her expensive hair-dos destroyed, and two years of not having her clothes trashed. She says that... even her nice bras and panties all got thrown in the bin when she was a pie model. But now it's 2 years since she last took a pie, and she plans on staying clean for the rest of her life. Now she is a sophisticated, smart, dignified woman who would never do things like that. She is so pleased you want to enjoy her more intelligent videos now. She says she doesn't want to give the impression she is snooty... she's not afraid to be a little spontaneous and funny... (she lifts her dress and flashes her knickers)... she says her only "red line" is no more pies or gunge.

She says it was important for her to celebrate this important 2 year milestone with a get-together of friends.

She leans forward, into the camera and says she just wonders if anyone will bring her a cake.

Splat! A pie is smeared all over her face. After a couple of seconds, her reaction is "No... this wasn't supposed to happen... My beautiful make-up is ruined!"

" I am supposed to stay clean. I can't believe you did this. I see all you boys holding pies there. To avoid any more disasters, let me have them" (then responding to a male response of 'Really?) "Yes... let me have them"

A further 20 pies are used on her... about half to the face and half over the front of her dress. Throughout this section TG's reactions progress from open mouthed shock, to outrage to resignation.

TG slowly wipes a little off her face and furiously throws it on the floor.

She then turns round so her back is to the camera and says "At least the back of my dress is clean"

A further 3 pies are applied to the back of the dress including her bottom area, before the back of her dress is lifted and the back of her knickers receives a further pie "My expensive hair do is ruined, my expensive dress will be going in the binyou even pied my knickers.(pause as if realising something, and cheering up) Wow... You must really really have missed me as a pie model. You must really love me as a pie model. And it's so nice to be appreciated. Plus, truthfully, being sophisticated and dignified all the time can get a little boring. There's nothing wrong with being silly. Okay.everybody spread the word. "This Was Girl" is back!" She is handed a pie and slowly and deliberately pies herself in the face, before waving goodbye.